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The Church Of Lord Gruntmost

“Giveth All That Ye Eat Unto Me” – Spoken by Our Lord to Saint John the Cr*ptist

Store Front:

Below is a link to our CafePress store front where you can by apparel to show your Faith with, or offend and sicken those you are trying to convert to the True Path. Do your part to spread the word and to help pay for the college tuition of the Holy Father’s kids:

Regardless please visit the store at:

http://www.cafepress.com/gruntmost

You can request new items to be added to the store by emailing the Holy Father at:

mailto:cafepress@gruntmost.com