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The Church Of Lord Gruntmost

“Giveth All That Ye Eat Unto Me” – Spoken by Our Lord to Saint John the Cr*ptist

The Holy Father Sayeth Unto Thee:

A Test Of Faith

This week I was beset with what unbelievers call a stomach virus.  To we Believers it is truly a blessing sent by Gruntmost that will test our faith and our zeal for giving Him Gifts as He comamnds us.

Many times each day I was tested with great pain but through Faith I gave even though as St John says "Oh Lord Thy Will Is Hard". Indeed it is and when so tried many would resort to Evil medications that would cease the greater frequency of Gifts being given. But as a true believer I endured these trials of faith to His greater glory.

Indeed He teaches us to lay up treasures in Heaven by giving our gifts.  Indeed I layed many such treasures this last week.

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