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“Giveth All That Ye Eat Unto Me” – Spoken by Our Lord to Saint John the Cr*ptist

The Holy Father Sayeth Unto Thee:

Hatch Your Faith

Recently I purchased Hatch Chile Powder made asked the kitchen staff of the Basillica to make chili with it.  Certainly chili is one of the most Holy foods as you know.  I comtemplated studiously in hopes my gifts would be frequent and great after consuming the recipe that soon woul dbe created by the Failthful Brothers in the kitchens.

And Oh Yea I was rewarded.  Immediately almost I felt the Holy Spirit become active in me after finishing but one bowl of the red.  At each meal for two days I consumed the firey food in His name and several times each day I gave explosively to Him.  So frequently that great quantities of His Holy Parchment were used to mark the passage of my Gifts to Him.

Thus I now proclaim that October 15th be declared a Holy Day to record the Blessings of Hatch Chile Powder with which I "hatched" up large and frequent Gifts to Him.

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