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“Giveth All That Ye Eat Unto Me” – Spoken by Our Lord to Saint John the Cr*ptist

The Holy Father Sayeth Unto Thee:

Going Green.....

We all see the current fad about "going green" to save the world from global warming. It is all over the news and differrent companies and organizations are falling LL over themselves to proclaim they are "green". Our Holy Church is no different except we have always encouaged being "green". That is, we have always endorsed the practice of eating large quantities of green vegetables.

Especially collard greens, mustard greens, and the ever Holy spinach. As Faithful followers of Lord Gruntmost we should all strive to eat these righteous plants regularly (no pun intended). And let us not forget brocoli, kale, and other sacred plants like lettuce and cabbage.

Thus, when you do eat your greens your gifts to Him are of course green. How else could one be more "green" I ask? You are of course doing your part to "save the planet". So get Thee to your grocer today and buy some greens for immediate consunption and His glory.

Praise Be the Word of Gruntmost.